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  • #268034

    lynchem
    Member

    Wow!!! BH tuesday

    Have an extra ticket for 2500 reais..
    Also an extra “Box seat” 30k reais (includes booze) 😉
  • #268038

    Suiço
    Member

    How many think panty boy Neymar will play on Tuesday?
    They’re saying he’s done. I’m thinking he’ll be back in superhero form.

  • #268039

    celso
    Member

    We shall see. Without him Brazil will have a hard time with Germany.

  • #268041

    agri2001
    Participant

    I dont think he`ll be playing anytime soon.

    He has a broken vertebrae.
  • #268060

    lynchem
    Member

    He’s done but there is an entire team that also plays for Brazil lol..

  • #268061

    sven van ‘t Veer
    Participant

    Brazil and an entire team that also plays. Neymar carried that team and it’s expectations on his back, that’s why it’s broken now and not some knee that didn’t even get close to the vertebrae he broke.
    Neymar falls down as a drunk bitch every time someone gets close. He just faked injury one time too many and it caught up with him.
    Now there are 9 of the original narcissistic, egocentric little princesses left. (One is out for fouls) it’s time to say goodbye to the “team”.

  • #268062

    agri2001
    Participant

    Folks.. Get out your orange T-shirts, jerseys, what ever you have that is orange, as Holland will lift the cup.

    Remember You read it here first and as I had mentioned before that Holland was the dark horse.. well now I believe they will be the favorites to win it all.. arff..arff..arff
  • #268067

    [QUOTE=Leblon]

    Also an extra “Box seat” 30k reais (includes booze) 😉

    [/QUOTE]
    Imported booze, or nacional? Wink
    Gente… pray, sacrifice a black chicken, light candles, whatever your f√ɬ©, that Brasil doesn’t win this Copa! For if they do, Dilma and the PT will have carte blanche to do whatever they want! The povowill be so sated with this panem et circo, that they won’t care what comes down the pike from the prostitutasin Brasilia!!!

  • #268068

    Andrewfroboy
    Participant

    Hard for a team like Holland to be a dark horse

  • #268069

    agri2001
    Participant

    They were, before the WC started. They were not even mentioned as a possibility and Brazil was/is favored at 46%.

    So yes, they were considered a dark horse, but not now.
  • #268075

    Fernandez
    Member

    [QUOTE=sven]
    Neymar falls down as a drunk bitch every time someone gets close.
    [/QUOTE]
    Right, so what does that make Robben? Your boy toy? Confused
    Or will you be rooting for La Argentina, nationality of your country’s consort?
    ferrar2014-07-07 15:54:04

  • #268105

    lynchem
    Member

    haha they will win, and that’s going to make it all the more fun around here! They will have to fix this bridge though in BH, scary to think that roads can break at any point while maniacs are free to drive…

  • #268107

    Suiço
    Member

    So who’s watching Brazil get undressed?

  • #268108

    agri2001
    Participant

    This is going to be a wholesale slaughter… I can hear ALL of my neighbors crying…. bwahahahahaha

  • #268109

    kevin owen
    Participant

    What is the returns policy on fireworks? Will they keep four years?

  • #268110

    agri2001
    Participant

    After the 3rd goal, my neighbors started to use the fireworks every time Germany scores a goal.

    After their crying spell, now they are rooting for the Germans.
    Brazilians are real fans..
  • #268111

    Suiço
    Member

    Here too. Must be universal.

  • #268112

    agri2001
    Participant

    This is from the Guardian live feed.

    Looks like the Brazil team is gonna start feeding on each other after the game.

    71 min: Brazil susbtitution: Willian is brought on and Fred trudges off to a chorus of boos from the 55,000 strong crowd. Assorted Brazil players are shouting at each other, lots of their fans are crying salty tears and Luis Felipe Scolari is pointing at his eyes, presumably recommending that his players either stay alert (although that ship has sailed) or start showing some obvious signs of tearful contrition if they want to get out of the stadium alive.
  • #268114

    Deleted User
    Moderator

    My blackchicken didn’t die in vain √¢‚Ǩ‚Äú chicken soup tomorrow. Deutschland√ɬºber alles!

  • #268115

    Suiço
    Member

    They’ve sold out. Surprised they’re not taking the leader and his mistress through the streets before stringing them up.
    This is an epic crushing. Let’s hope for the best in the future.

  • #268116

    agri2001
    Participant

    This is my favorite pic……

    Brazil v Germany: Semi Final - 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil

  • #268123

    sven van ‘t Veer
    Participant

    I was playing a drinking game. Drink a litrão for each Brazilian silly fall and a litrão for every goal against Brazil. 18 minutes into the game everything went blank. Who won?

  • #268129

    Anonymous

    Hehe. our power went out at kickoff (OF ALL THE TIMES) and came on half an hour in, when 5 goals had been scored. what the hell.

  • #268132

    graham
    Participant

    Meh. Life goes on, although how the psyche of this scar heals might be interesting come November.

  • #268135

    lynchem
    Member

    That was the worst experience as a spectator I’ve ever endured.

    There are no words to describe such an embarrassing assortment of punishment. It makes you wonder why the whole team just stood around while the germans took shots on Cesar.
    Well so much for sharing in the spirit. At the end of the day we’re still in Brazil, no matter who wins the cup!
  • #268137

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    [QUOTE=Leblon]That was the worst experience as a spectator I’ve ever endured.

    There are no words to describe such an embarrassing assortment of punishment. It makes you wonder why the whole team just stood around while the germans took shots on Cesar.
    Well so much for sharing in the spirit. At the end of the day we’re still in Brazil, no matter who wins the cup!

    [/QUOTE]

    That was the best experience as a spectatorI’ve ever endured.

    There are no words to describe such a wonderful assortment of deservedpunishment. Little wonder that the whole team just stood around like typicalslovenly Brazilians while the Germans took shots at Cesar.

    Well so much for sharing in the spirit of skilled competition. At the end of the day we’re still in the same old Brazil; arrogant in itsignorance no matter who wins the cup!

  • #268140

    I haven’t seen Germany beat another nation so badly since Poland in 1939!

  • #268144

    Fernandez
    Member

    [QUOTE=sven]I was playing a drinking game. Drink a litrão for each Brazilian silly fall and a litrão for every goal against Brazil. 18 minutes into the game everything went blank. Who won?[/QUOTE]
    Will you be playing this game for each of Robben’s floppers?
    p.s. How will you account for goals made by the nationality your country’s consort?

  • #268148

    [QUOTE=Leblon]That was the worst experience as a spectator I’ve ever endured.

    [/QUOTE]
    I take it all the booze in the 30k box seat didn’t go to waste….
    Word on the street is that there are no black chickens remaining ANYWHERE in Brasil!
    Now let’s hope the overly superstitious Brasilians remember this humiliation of humiliations, at the voting booth in a few months. Wink
  • #268149

    celso
    Member

    Situation darkens as Argentina might walk away with the trophy.
    I am a big fan of Germany. They will make Messi cry for Argentina.

  • #268150

    lynchem
    Member

    Esprit you prick!!

    The 30k real ticket is for the final on Sunday, not for the shameful waste that was yesterday’s excuse for consumption of time and money.
    The game today in Sao Paulo was fought hard by both sides. Although it pissed rain the entire time, it was still amazing to watch BOTH teams participate.
    I am still pondering the episode where david luis cried in an apologetic state of despair. If only he had played forward, or even centre, things might have been less worse for him. Although the team seemed distraught and lost, yesterday, but 2018 russia will receive my participation yet again as world cup is the best spectator event I’ve experienced.
  • #268151

    Deleted User
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    [QUOTE=Leblon]Esprit you prick!!

    The 30k real ticket is for the final on Sunday, not for the shameful waste that was yesterday’s excuse for consumption of time and money.
    The game today in Sao Paulo was fought hard by both sides. Although it pissed rain the entire time, it was still amazing to watch BOTH teams participate.
    I am still pondering the episode where david luis cried in an apologetic state of despair. If only he had played forward, or even centre, things might have been less worse for him. Although the team seemed distraught and lost, yesterday, but 2018 russia will receive my participation yet again as world cup is the best spectator event I’ve experienced.

    [/QUOTE]

    My, my, Leblon,you’ve led a sheltered life. I mean haven’t you ever interrupted your mom &dad having freaky monkey sex? Now that would eclipse anything you’re ever likelyto see on a football pitch and it could possibly ruin your masturbatoryfantasies forever, yet it would be a spectacular spectator spectacle worth$30k.

  • #268152

    Ron
    Participant
  • #268153

    sven van ‘t Veer
    Participant

    [QUOTE=GreatBallsoFire] Situation darkens as Argentina might walk away with the trophy.
    I am a big fan of Germany. They will make Messi cry for Argentina.
    [/QUOTE]
    At least we might get to see Eduardo Paes kill himself!

  • #268154

    sven van ‘t Veer
    Participant

    [QUOTE=Leblon]

    The 30k real ticket is for the final on Sunday, [/QUOTE]
    Seems to me like money well spent.
    [QUOTE=Leblon]
    2018 russia will receive my participation yet again as world cup is the best spectator event I’ve experienced.√Ǭ†

    [/QUOTE]
    To see Germany equal Brazil’s 5 stars?

  • #268155

    sven van ‘t Veer
    Participant

    [QUOTE=Captain Ron] http://www.news.com.au/sport/football/mats-hummels-reveals-germany-pledged-not-to-humiliate-brazil-once-up-50/story-fnkjl6g2-1226984120163

    <h1 =”ing” style=”-sizing: border-; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding: 0px 25px; border: 0px; font-family: ‘Unit Slab Pro Bold’, ‘Times New Roman’, Times, serif; font-weight: 400; line-height: 43px; font-size: 41px; vertical-align: middle; display: table-cell; width: 984px; height: 130px; text-align: center; color: rgb41, 41, 41;”>Mats Hummels reveals Germany pledged not to humiliate Brazil once up 5-0</h1>

    [/QUOTE]
    That was clear to everyone watching the game. They did thee very best to have Brazil make a goal from the moment it was 5-0. However they had to literally stop playing and cross their arms for Brazil to make the most pointless game in soccer history.

  • #268156

    sven van ‘t Veer
    Participant

    On the bright side, with to political situation being as it is, when things go sour, Brazil can offer FIFA TO HOLD THE 2018 cup here. By then most WC related “obras” will be ready.

  • #268157

    lynchem
    Member
    Esprit, in all your efforts to be funny, which do go very appreciated by all every so often. It just sometimes becomes so blatantly obvious that you’re generation of humour has it’s gaps, this situation proves to be one of those hazardous moments. How in all respects do you know I live a sheltered life, or that I don’t watch my parents having sex… I mean really, you seem like the last person to live a judgmental life, and with that I expect more from you…
    P.S

    I didn’t pay that much for it, it just comes with a nice dose of inflation, depending on how badly you want to see the final. You can go online and find tickets going for that price or similar. I can meet in Rio. I will probably sell for face value or hand it off to a friend. I was just hoping brazil made it to the final and I could make a nice profit from some crazed fan; such as myself!

  • #268158

    sven van ‘t Veer
    Participant

    [QUOTE=Leblon]I was just hoping brazil made it to the final and I could make a nice profit from some crazed fan; such as myself![/QUOTE]

    Which would be a crime. The police is all over it.
  • #268159

    agri2001
    Participant

    It was not a total loss for Brazil as their women were busy bedding every foreigner that they can get their hands on.

    Lucky bastards…
    “The two met at the Fan Fest in Rio de Janeiro, where 22-year-old Moitinho and a group of friends have been going throughout the monthlong tournament in order to, as she puts it, “hunt foreigners” like the Italian, who declined to give his name.”
  • #268166

    Deleted User
    Moderator

    [QUOTE=Leblon]

    …How in all respects do you know I live a sheltered life, or that I don’t watch my parents having sex…
    [/QUOTE]

    Well I mustsay that I’m fascinated to learn that your parents give you regulardemonstrative tutorials on the fine arts of coitus; how liberal of them and atribute to modernity. This explains a lot about certain little personalityfoibles.

  • #268181

    lynchem
    Member

    [QUOTE=sven][QUOTE=Leblon]I was just hoping brazil made it to the final and I could make a nice profit from some crazed fan; such as myself![/QUOTE]

    Which would be a crime. The police is all over it.

    [/QUOTE]

    Please refer to Eprit’s english teacher forum: The police ARE all over it..
    I would never directly sell the ticket for a profit in direct pursuit of the ‘rip-off factor’ being knowledgeable. Oh wait, I guess anyone would do it. I don’t care if it’s against the rules, there are enough rules around here being broken all the time. Just wait for one of the beaniewhiny babies get started on various topics! lol
    Esprit. I’m not sure whatever I said explains, to you, anything above and beyond your own poetic fabrication your incomprehensible imagination allows. But I do think that in prehistoric, and rather error ridden times, sexuality involving parents might have been permissible. However, might your age justify such a relativity to it, mine, in fact, does not. 😉
    At least not yet! LOL
  • #27648

    lynchem
    Member

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