You consider the preposterous idea of dribbling a football while traveling the highways of eleven countries to be a normal adventure? Seriously? Even if one gives such an idea several seconds in consideration of risk assessment, such a thought should be instantly rejected as being suicidal and I wouldn’t be surprised if this poor unfortunate person, one of life’s losers, having thought about what he wanted out of life, decided to opt for death by truck as an honourable way out of his misery. He didn’t get very far, did he? RIP.