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Quote 3casas Replybullet Topic: BAD ENGLISH/Portugues bem macarrônico
    Posted: 12 April 2012 at 10:27
good place to post things that we find that are just travesties, in English, PT, or whatever other language people might be interested in.  Full disclosure, i commit these on a daily basis myself.

I was looking at a local business web page when i saw "desenvolvido por Hand Job Studio" and choked on my chimarrao.
three clicks later and here we are: (perhaps sadly, this is not p0rnz)

they've got a great logo: 


have you seen such a jewel lately?

ETA: i am removing the direct link because my objective is not to be cruel here.  though i often tell people they should stick to domestic work because their company name is questionable (a restaurant named Douchey comes to mind) most often people can't be bothered listening.


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Quote Gringo.Floripa Replybullet Posted: 12 April 2012 at 10:45
Originally posted by 3casas


I was looking at a local business web page when i saw "desenvolvido por Hand Job Studio" and choked on my chimarrao.


And damn it, I was just now drinking coffee!!!   LOL

My keyboard is a mess! (from the coffee...)   Wink



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Quote spongebob Replybullet Posted: 12 April 2012 at 11:10
hand job studio.. that is toooooo freakin funny! Big%20smile


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Quote Terry_2 Replybullet Posted: 14 April 2012 at 16:10
Originally posted by 3casas

have you seen such a jewel lately?
 
Yep......
 
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Quote 3casas Replybullet Posted: 14 April 2012 at 16:47
That reminds me of the news article on Rick Santorum that was making the rounds a few weeks ago:
http://weldbham.com/secondfront/2012/02/24/poll-santorum-comes-from-behind-in-alabama-three-way/
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Quote amypie1 Replybullet Posted: 14 April 2012 at 21:16
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Quote 3casas Replybullet Posted: 15 April 2012 at 10:20
how could i forget!  Amy, thanks for the reminder. 
http://www.fiatf**k.com.br/2010/index.php
(yeah, the link don't work.  what the filter thinks it is, it is.  the first time i saw that dealer sticker on a car i laughed and laughed (it's in blumenau if i recall))


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Quote Ferguson21 Replybullet Posted: 15 April 2012 at 11:11
A neon sign here on the bakery:

Padaria Pão quentinho

Below a banner:
Temos pão
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Quote fabiobiondo Replybullet Posted: 17 April 2012 at 15:44
I´m the owner of the Hand Job Studio. Hand Job is just a slang, and a joke. My line of work is based on rock´n roll, spicy and ironic humor. You can see my "Hand Jobs" on http://www.flickr.com/photos/fabiobiondo/ and www.handjobstudio.com. But if this shock you, dont look, you will spit your "chimarrao"... Bye!
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Quote 3casas Replybullet Posted: 17 April 2012 at 17:00
This was what i was trying to avoid.
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