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Quote Esprit Replybullet Posted: 02 March 2012 at 21:15
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Originally posted by Esprit

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Hmm, the quilted, perfumed and lavished with lanoline type; on the whole, quite agreeable.


Sem perfume...  Anyway, mine don't stink!  LOL


 

Ah, so you have something in common with royalty! Tongue

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Quote Gringo.Floripa Replybullet Posted: 02 March 2012 at 21:20
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Ah, so you have something in common with royalty!


Well, not quite.  Don't they have their 'sample' retrieved, so as to determine their health?  Or did they do away with that practice...?


I might bark, but I don't bite.

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Quote Meredith81 Replybullet Posted: 02 March 2012 at 23:38
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I'm supposed to put this in the bin beside the toilet?  Are you kidding me?  There must be a way around this.


I just say, be glad that you're not a woman and don't have to see what we see in the garbage. And now that I'm 8 months pregnant I have to flush and flush and flush. Lucky me.

I can flush at my house and at friends' houses, but I sure wouldn't try at work for most other places.
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Quote FloripaRawb Replybullet Posted: 03 March 2012 at 01:30
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Quote cardi Replybullet Posted: 03 March 2012 at 07:49
I remember in Central African Republic between the capital and the Sudan border one guy collected used paper from tourist camp sites to make mattresses.
Criminals are never very amusing. It's because they're failures. Those who make real money aren't counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem.
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Quote cardi Replybullet Posted: 03 March 2012 at 07:51
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I'm supposed to put this in the bin beside the toilet?  Are you kidding me?  There must be a way around this.


I remember in Central African Republic between the capital and the Sudan border one guy collected used paper from tourist camp sites to make mattresses.
Criminals are never very amusing. It's because they're failures. Those who make real money aren't counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem.
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Quote sven Replybullet Posted: 03 March 2012 at 08:26
Originally posted by Gringo.Floripa

have septic tanks (fossa/sumidouro) at my house, and we flush everything but condoms and sanitary napkins.  Never had a problem.  Flush away!


It's not the septic tanks, it's the fact that they:
1) don't use the correct declive/slope in the drain, making the water go way faster than the paper, combined with
2) 90 degree corners in the drain, as 2 45 degree corners are 100% more expensive than 1 90 degree corner. Water easily navigates these corners, as does pis, paper and poo however have way more dificultiy to sucessfuly make these turns and
3) 2 inch piping is cheaper than 4 inch. Poo + paper gets more easilly stuck in 2 inch pipes, especially if the declive is wrong and the corners are 90 degrees.
4) Homes don't generally have crawl spaces, so if sh*t hits the fan, or in this case, the sh*t and paper hit a dry 90 degree corner, and get stuck, one needs to break open the floor untill one finds which 90 degree corner is the problem. It's just a question of economics.
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Quote sven Replybullet Posted: 03 March 2012 at 08:28
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I'm supposed to put this in the bin beside the toilet?  Are you kidding me?  There must be a way around this.


There are 2 benefits to this:

1) You always have toilet paper at hand to write your habeas corpus on.

2) You can have a good laugh, when the guy that is searching through your trash gets his hands full of your sh*t
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Quote 3casas Replybullet Posted: 03 March 2012 at 09:11
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1) You always have toilet paper at hand to write your habeas corpus on.

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Quote Twirly Replybullet Posted: 03 March 2012 at 09:50
Cheap incompetent people is the cause of this?
Makes sense considering where we live.
What a dumb ass country but I still love it here for some reason.
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